And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you...– Haruki Murakami (via caliguluv)
delena fans: Stefan's selfish for turning Damon into a vampire, and not fulfilling his last wish.
delena fans: Stefan's selfish for fulfilling Elena's last wish, he should have gone against what she wanted.
delena fans: It's too dangerous for Elena to be with Stefan. He's a ripper.
delena fans: Stefans just the safe option, it's the only reason Elena's with him.
Can I just add
delena fans: Damon bit Elena, omg poor Damon. He only did it because he was ill and hallucinating.
delena fans: Omg Stefan bit Elena. What the hell. That's disgusting why's she still with him. I don't care if he was compelled twice he still bit her.
delena fans: Aw, Damon only snapped Jeremy's neck because elena rejected him. Poor Damon.
delena fans: Stefan threatened to drive elena off the bridge, fucking disgusting omg
delena fans: Who cares if stefan and elena met first
delena fans: OMFG DAMON AND ELENA MET FIRST OTPPPPP
Also can I just add
delena fans: Damon killed Lexi because it was a part of his plan. He's just a misunderstood hurt man. Nobody loves him
delena fans: HOLY CRAP. DID YOU SEE THAT. STEFAN KILLED ANDIE. He better crash and burn, I mean what the hell. Did you see Damons face when she died? I'm crying. Stefan is such a horrible cruel person. UGH
Delena fans: So what if Damon crushed Elena by making her believe that Bonnie died? It was part of his plan to get to Klaus and keep Elena safe; he doesn't care if she hates him because he loves her SOO much
Delena fans: So what if it was a part of a plan to get to Klaus and keep Elena safe it was fucked up that Stefan tried to drive her off of that bridge OMG how can you even ship Stelena after that he doesn't love her
delena fans: when Elena said that Rebekah is just a girl and she loves recklessly even if it consumes her - she was so talking about her love for Stefan. It's destroying her but she keeps holding on
delena fans: OMG HOLY CRAP. DAMON SAID THAT SHE WANTS LOVE THAT CONSUMES HER. and then she said that Damon consumes her. OTP OTP OTP. Endgame.
Last and most importantly
delena fans: Stelena fans are so immature calling Elena a bitch and a whore just because she kissed Damon. SHE IS SINGLE AND CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS SO DEAL WITH IT Damon deserves Elena
delena fans: I cannot fucking believe she asked Stefan to go to the dance with her/chose Stefan like nothing happened what a bitch I don't even like Elena anymore you know what fuck her she doesn't deserve Damon
delena fans: Elena never gives up on Damon no matter what he does. That makes her so strong in my eyes, this is so beautiful, all the feelings!
delena fans (after 3x14): OMG Elena what is wrong with her? She's so stupid for clinging on to Stefan, after everything he did to her. Trying to reach out to him? Damn she's so weak, she should just give up on him already.
delena fans: aw leave damon alone, he only force fed elena his blood and tried to turn her into a vampire because he loves her so much. He did it out of love!
delena fans: stefans a fucking dick for pretending to turn elena into a vampire what the fuck
delena fans: STEFAN LET HER DIE, ITS HIS FAULT SHES A VAMPIRE WHAT AN IDIOT
delena fans: ELENAS A VAMPIRE BECAUSE OF DAMON, HIS BLOOD SAVED HER HE KEPT HER ALIVE OMG OTP
delena fans: stefan encouraging elena to have hope and saying hes there for her after she lost another loved one was so fucking manipulative, omg that sick stefan i hate him
delena fans: omg damon offering elena his blood and saying its personal was so fucking hot omg who cares if he didnt say why it was personal and then orgasmed over it without her knowing it was so romantic!! he only told her not to tell stefan because he didn't want elena getting in trouble! ugh hes so selfless damon 4ever
Let me add:
Delena fans: LMAO AT STEFAN HELPING ELENA AT HOW TO BE A VAMPIRE HE CANT EVEN HELP HIMSELF OMFG WHAT AN IDIOT JULIE YOU ARE DUMB
Delena fans: OMG STEFAN AND CAROLINE DRFGHYT 'YOU ARE SO GOOD AT BEING A VAMPIRE' 'IM GOOD AT IT BECAUSE OF YOU STEFAN' OMFG HE SAVED HER VAMPIRE LIFE STEROLINE FEELS OTP
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL